What would YOU do with a church sign?

Recently, one of our church signs was stolen. As we're in a temporary location (because of the fire), we had ordered two of these signs to help clarify where we're currently meeting. As it was, we were only using one of them regularly, so it's not a crisis...but it led me to wonder. It's not too heavy, but it's certainly not small and easy to carry. What would entice someone to pinch it? What could they possibly want it for? And seriously, it's a small enough town; our logo is emblazoned on both sides, intentionally large. People can be a bit slow sometimes, but this is hardly a subtle thing. I suppose it's free advertising.