Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Canada Day cards to commerate my first celebration of this holiday, or, things I would never actually say, but are mostly true.

May this be the year people stop mistaking your most talented citizens for Americans

My previous assumption that you were a little bit off has been totally cleared up now that I realize you're just Canadian

This Canada Day, I'd love to go out for some traditional Canadian cuisine if there was such a thing

This Canada Day, don't let the fact that we're euthanizing thousands of your geese make you think we don't appreciate your contributions to America
And, my personal favorite....
Please accept my mildest excitement on this Canada Day